For the selective agency who needs to show the before and after effects of their wonder weight loss drugs, I am currently available for photoshoots. I am now 60 pounds under my previous weight and this is the perfect time to take your "After" shots. We can cover my anemic complexion with makeup and Photoshop away my bloodshot eyes.
My doctors tell me that within 3 months I should get back to my old weight so we can then shoot the "Before" pics.
Don't miss this opportunity: With my William Shatner-esque chin, boyish charm and disarming upper torso you can promote your products with the style and grace once available only to those with A-list budgets.
LOL - I've been told that I need to market UC as a weight loss technique. My response - I wouldn't wish this on anyone, regardless on how difficult their weight loss journey has been.
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