Friday, February 26, 2010

God are you listening?

God, if you are listening, thank you for your latest gift of a fistula.  In return I would love to glue your beard to your hands and then stick my wifes high heel shoes up your ass.  While I'm at it I'd love to put peanut butter in your ears and then let Mousey the bulldog go wild with you.

Thanks for the fistula you frigging bastard.

No wonder you hide yourself so diligently.  So many people wanna come and f*** you up.  Count me in as one of them.

1 comment:

  1. Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have mistakingly used god's name in vain. Whatever.

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