The day after my surgery on October 28, 2009, when my colon and rectum are removed permanently, some bastard researcher will have completed 3rd level trials and found a side-effect-free cure to end all bouts of UC/Crohn's. Mark that date in your calendar, nostra-damn-ass has spoken.
Friday, September 25, 2009
The cure for Crohn's and Colitis: Date set!
I can predict the day the cure for UC/Crohn's will be here:
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We are pleased to announce that we have completed 3rd level trials and found a side-effect-free cure to end all bouts of UC/Crohn's as of Oct 29 2009.
ReplyDeleteWe will only accept applications from individuals that meet the following conditions. You must have a tongue that hangs out to the left and at least one eye that has been eaten by a parrot, any parrot will do. If you were born to a lower income family in the seedier parts of Toronto and delve in Talmudic studies while being an Athiest we will consider you application. Please apply no later than October 30 in person. We are located in the dark alley behind the Plaza at the corner of Jane and Finch.