I asked my surgeon if I could have my colon after they cut it out. She said no. I said we'll store it in formaldehyde, she still said no.
What do they need it for, once the cancer testing is done?
I could make a cool lava lamp out of it or a really big billy bass singing fish.
Or maybe we can add resin and make a huge trumpet or just dehydrate it and make a year's supply of rawhide chewies for our dog Mousey.
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