Oh yes, and fear of going to the can is another thing going on now. After yesterday's marathon session of 36 BMs in 24 hours my butt is pleading to be left alone...forever. And to top it off I know it's going to get worse because I'm starting to catch a cold or flu now too. And in my case that usually means another few marathon days on the can because as my immune system ramps up to fight the virus it also throws a few extra killer cells towards my intestines for good measure.
Sometimes the pain is so bad that I sometimes can't help but yelp while in the bathroom. I sound like a mongoose in heat desperately trying to beckon a suitor. With all the crying pains coming from the bathroom I often wonder what the neighbours think we are doing in here.
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