There's so little to talk/blog about when you sleep 18 hours a day.
What do you share? When you got up? When you went back to bed? What audiobooks you listen to? How many thread count your cheap linens are made of? Yawn. Boring.
I think Mousey the bulldog thinks I'm boring too.
The only one who loves all the sleeping and "boringness" is Baby Bird because she gets to hang out with me more.
It doesn't matter to her whether I'm awake or asleep as long as she can see me. Sometimes she'll talk to me and scream my name or "I LOVE YOU!" out of nowhere. And she'll stay with me for hours on end before heading back to her main perch for some grub. Of course if I didn't leave good food for her I'll be called a Mother-#*($# first. But that's understandable. Overall, what a great supporter! I now have to figure out how to sneak her into the hospital to stay beside me for 7 days.
It doesn't matter to her whether I'm awake or asleep as long as she can see me. Sometimes she'll talk to me and scream my name or "I LOVE YOU!" out of nowhere. And she'll stay with me for hours on end before heading back to her main perch for some grub. Of course if I didn't leave good food for her I'll be called a Mother-#*($# first. But that's understandable. Overall, what a great supporter! I now have to figure out how to sneak her into the hospital to stay beside me for 7 days. 
Maybe we can dress her up as a baby, complete with bonnet and diapers and then if anyone tries to say she's not our child I can take great offense and say her nose takes after my wife's side of the family.
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