Thursday, April 15, 2010
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My best buddy
In sickness and in health. Plus with her help and commitment to a higher purpose, we got to master the fine art of the dutch oven and how to properly can a Turkish gentleman.
Me and my favourite wife
in the ER high on denial and defense mechanisms
The most loyal friend of all
But loyalty can be annoying. She hadn't seen me for a month after my last stay in the hospital. The first thing she tried to do upon seeing me was feed me (after yelling my name in joy). But loyalty can be annoying because she expects it all back in return and more. I still haven't honed my bird stroking skills and ability to regurgitate food into her beak. Guess I'm not such a good friend after all.
Good friends
Good friend... But if she keeps farting under my nose, showing off that colon of hers she may just wake up one day on a bed of ice with a missing colon. I'd love to see the surgeons face when they open me up and find a 1.5 foot canine colon loosely transplanted into my body.
She is hot.
ReplyDeletei fart her.