I'm sure I posted it earlier but can't find the entry and it was too unforgettable to not properly document.
Every straight guy dreams of having two hot nurses play with his fortune cookie in a Ménage à trois. Even the monogamous loyal ones like myself have fantasies.
When I couldn't pee for a 6 hour period the doctor ordered that a foley catheter be reinserted up my shlong. Suddenly there were 2 hot nurses (even dressed as nurses!) touching my schmekenhauser, massaging a (how many 9 or 12 inch ?) catheter into it. An orgy, not the way I ever wanted, ensued as I shrieked and writhed in what was probably all psychological pain.
Regardless of my cowardice about the whole thing do I still get the bragging rights to having had a threesome ?
Saturday, November 7, 2009
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Yes you can now brag to your friends and stop asking me for that "special" birthday present.
ReplyDeleteWow !! You the man. I’m almost jealous and wondering if you didn’t manipulate the whole situation just to fulfil a fantasy. Maybe you held it in for 6 hours? :)
ReplyDeleteThis is the new textbook example of reframing a situation. Only you could put such a twist on such an uncomfortable experience!
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